#im actually so fucking normal about this headcanon i won't draw anything for it i prommy 🥺🥺

[dirty-trash-mongrel]

okay i know it's kind of late to be posting about episode five but.

HEADCANON TIME

J holding a whale plush. J holding a whale plush. I can't get over this.

J likes plushies and just general stuffed toys

She's the kind of person that would collect and get pissed if one in a collection she didn't have was sold out somewhere

I don't care if it's more likely that these were for Tessa but J just happened to pick one up out of boredom

I'm headcanoning that the whale plush J's holding was like one of Tessa's only stuffed animals and she just demanded that Tessa got more and claimed it as her own

Basically forced Tessa to bring along all of her stuffies, that's the only reason why there were multiple pods sent out so that they could fit them all

Tessa got really annoyed at J's whining for this and that's why these pods were actually (J offered to pilot one and Tessa said no because 'They'd be fine' and she didn't want them to crash with either of them in it)

That's why J and Tessa have been kind of bitter towards each other lately because J is still mad and Tessa is still irritated

Imagining a scenario where Tessa, V and N are desperately and silently trying to get Uzi to stop talking because Uzi is making fun of J for liking stuffed animals

J defending herself by saying it's highly professional, going on a massive and passionate rant about the history of plush toys and how the companies that make them don't make enough stock

all while Uzi is standing there confused and the others are silently annoyed and facepalming while J is talking because they've heard this many times before in the mansion

thgis is canon liam vicklers told me 😁😁😁